Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Nepali Jokes

Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the
schoolyard. Each was bragging about how great their
fathers are.

The first one said: "Well, my father
runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to
run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!"


The second one said: "Ha! You think that's fast! My
father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there
before the bullet!"

Little Johnny listened to the
other two boys and shook his head. He then said: "You
two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil
servant. He stops working at 4:30... and he's home by
3:45!"


Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were
travelling in an aeroplane.

Suddenly, something went
wrong and the engines stalled.



They had no
parachutes with them. So all the three of them
decided to risk their lives and jump out of their
planes.



First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed
his turban, used it as a parachute and
jumped.



Using the turban he slowly floated
down.



Then the Hindu removed his dhoti and jumped
out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also
floated down gently.



Seeing this, the American
removed his shirt and pant and jumped out.
Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute
and he began to fall rapidly from the plane to the
ground.



He passed by the Hindu who said - " May
Bhagwan help you".



Then he passed the Sardar. The
Sardar looked at the American zooming past him and
was puzzled.



So he said - "I see! You want a race!
Let us see who is faster" Saying so, he let go of his
turban.

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